Some people like a nice lawn.

We like dirt. When we cleared the front yard of all the debris we ended up leaving a big patch of dirt. We started watering and now feeding the "lawn" thinking that it might grow back. Is it like a mustache? I don't know. Anyway this is what you will see when you arrive at the muffin for the first time.

Its especially nice when the sprinklers come on and it turns into a big mud pie. YUM!