Mulch Man Please Can I Have Another Scoop?

It was once said by a man who couldn't grow;
”Mulch Man, please, can I have another Scoop?”
The Mulch Man said: “man, I don't give a poop;
Have your girl kneel down, and spread this loot!”

To be a Mulch Man, boy, you must qualify;
Don't get high, off your own supply!
Mulch Man, Mulch Man!
Yeah, that’s me!
Mulch Man, Mulch Man
Yo, can I get a G?
Mulch Man, Mulch Man
Get as much as you can!
F this shit, who am I?
The MULCH MAN!

We went to San Pedro on sunday and got another load.